Re: The Ballad of Monica Lewinsky

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: Har*2. Funny joke... : I even heard that she licked his penis and he sucked her BREAST!!! : -someboddee in hte universal!!!!!!! : : The Ballad of Monica Lewinsky : : Oh, have you heard the story of Monica Lewinsky? : : She and President Bill have tied the knot, : : They played the fiddle and got caught in the middle, : : Now they're simmering in a pot; it's bubbling over : : And whether you like the stew or not, : : It's being served all over, all over. : : There's come a great crunch. : : We're cooking them and eating them for lunch. : : Not too much salt, too many tomatoes, : : They should have eloped to Barbados, : : A pinch of sugar would do the trick, : : And perhaps a tablespoon of honey--- : : Our tastes vary, we can be quite contrary, : : But when cooking them we should be wary : : That overcooking lends the stew runny. : : : (This little verse first ran at Dream Forge, a Colorado zine, : : edited by Rick Arnold. The verse created some : : interest--http://www.pcisys.net/~drmforge/) : : Ernest Slyman : : HomePage : : www.geocities.com/soho/7514

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